Key: C
Introduction:
C F Eb D C(x3)
G F
C F Eb D C
Verse
C F Eb D C
Phlegm lapels for the last time
C F Eb D C
Corn beef legs for the last time
G
Oh, we're so glad
F C F Eb D C
That you've finally decided
Eb
But then you see someone new
Ab
And you want someone new
Eb
So you have someone new
Bb
I don't blame you
Eb Ab
We would all do the same as you
D G
If ever we had the nerve to
Verse
C F Eb D C
Chips with cream for the last time
C F Eb D C
The people's friend for the last time
G
Oh, we're so glad
F C F Eb D C
That you've finally decided
C F Eb D C
Tiny striped socks for the last time
C F Eb D C
Pokes and prods for the last time
G
And the doctor said
F C F Eb D C
"don't nod your head until june !"
Eb
But then you see someone new
Ab
And you want someone new
Eb
So you have someone new
Bb
I don't blame you
Eb Ab
We would all do the same as you
D G
If ever we had the chance to
Interlude
C
F Eb D
Verse
C F Eb D C
Sick at noon for the last time
C
And who is going to clean up ?
F Eb D C
Would you be so kind ?
G
Oh, everybody's staring
F C F Eb D C
At the strange clothes that you're wearing
C F Eb D C
Bad advice for the last time
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And people being nice for the very first time
G
Oh, we're so glad
F C F Eb D C
That you have finally decided !