Key: G
Introduction:
G7
I've always been the guy with the finger in his nose
C
When the passport picture gets taken
G7
When the big guys took me out stealing chickens
C
It was me caught holding the bacon
Dm
When they're dropping a piano from the forty seventh floor
G7
I'm the guy underneath a looking up
And when the tidal wave strikes a hundred miles at sea
C
I'm always at the rail throwing up
C
Whee, KER-Pow!
G7
Somehow I woulda met you anyhow
F
You fix it up and then holy cow
G7
You folks should oughta see me now....
I was standing in the artsy-fartsy uptown restaurant a few frozen dinners ago