Key: D
Introduction:
D
Well I knew I had to have her when I sent off in the mail
D A
When I saw her picture in that magazine
A
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
A D
The prettiest plastic girl you?d ever seen
D
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
D G
I figured that I?d keep her around
G D
Her plug kept her inflated and when I it in
A D
But when I pulled it out she?d go down
G D
She?s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, and nothin?s missin?
G D A
She never had a headache and she ain?t got bad breath when we?re kissin?
G
She?s there when you need her, she?s more than just a friend
D G
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
D A D
She?s my life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl
Well I didn?t tell anybody except my best friend Earl