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Introduction:
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Well I gotta fine looking woman what I just found
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who's married to the wealthiest man in town
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and she tells me every time he aint around
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That tonight hes drunk as a skunk at some swanky pub
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with his asshole buddies from the Country Club
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and he left her at home alone
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so right now I gotta pin down
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I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack
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Picking up her old man slack
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doing shit to her that he aint able to do
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I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back
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with her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
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for at least an hour or 2
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see a while ago I gotta call on the telephone
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a woman's voice said Hey my ole man aint home can you make it out my way cuz I'd sure love to fool around
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she said I got you a 6 cold pack of papts blue ribbons for free
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if you just come do some dirty birdy work on me
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so I jumped in my truck and hauled ass up town
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and right now I got her pin down
C F
I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack
C
Picking up her old man slack
C G
doing shit To her that he aint able to do
C F C
I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back
C G
with her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
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for at least an hour or 2
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Well her telephone rang about a quarter to 3
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he said honey you don't need to wait up for me
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Cuz me and the fellows are gonna have a few more rounds
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then she grinned and said a few more rounds sounds all right
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then she winked at me told him goodnight then she hung up the phone and she said that it's on
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so once again I got her pinned down
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I got my nutsack bouncing up-and-down upon her butt crack
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Picking up her old man slack
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doing shit To her that he aint able to do
C F C
I drank a 6-pack before I got her in the sack Now I've got her pinned down on her back
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With her feet in her face and she'll stay that way
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for at least an hour or 2
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Yeah I got this old lady pinned down and I'm going to town and he don't even have a clue