Key: F
Introduction:
F D G C
verse 1
C F
We wish you a Merry Christmas
D G
We wish you a Merry Christmas
Em F
We wish you a Merry Christmas
G C G
And a Happy New Year
verse 2
C F
We wish you the best day ever
D G
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Em A G
Are super-fun, amazing and clever
F G C
And that your New Year's rocks too
verse 3
F
Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin'
Dm G
All my relatives just flew in
Em F
From Mexico and Jerusalem
G C
For the holidays
verse 3
F
Both Christmas trees and menorahs
D C G
It can be confusing for us
Em Am G
When we break into a Chorus
F
Of olé
G
Olé
C
And oy vey
Oy vey
G
I'll give to Agents A through Z
C Em
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
F G#
I'm saving that for me
Sorry, sir
C# F#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
D# G#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
F G#
We wish you a Perry Christmas
And a grrrrr
C# F#
I wish for a calculator
D# C# G#
Slash-Hindi-English translator
Fm A#m G#
To find a common denominator
F# G# C#
In both of my tongues
Verse 8
G#
Good wedgies I'll give
D# G#
To all of you nerds
C#
That's how I say "Merry Christmas"
F# A
I ain't good with words
Verse 9
D G
I wish you would let me rule you
E A
In evil I'm going to school you
F# G
I won't sugarcoat or fool you
A D
Your New Year's looks grim
verse 10
A# D# G#
We wish your every endeavor
F A#
Makes this the best Christmas ever
G
And we're all so glad that
Cm A# G# A# B C# D# G#m D#
We are never mention fiiiiggy pudding