Key: D
Introduction:
D
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
A
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
D
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
G
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
A
There's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
D B7 E7
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will