Key: B
Introduction:
Bm F#m E
Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight
B Bm
So put on your sexy dress and meet me
F#m E
In my chambers by the firelight
B Bm
This night is gonna be the best of your life
F#m E
Oh yeah, the mood is right
B Bm
You look more beautiful than poetry can describe
F#m E
By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian
B
Joins us he's promised not to kill anyon...oh never mind
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
It's just you and me and a psychotic ninja
E/G# A
Every girl's dream, don't make sudden movements!
C#m B
(Good evening, would you like an appetiz- eugh...)(Oh, Brian!)
E/G# A
Do you see what I mean?
C#m B
Nothing's more romantic than a murder
E/G#A
In the second degree, you'll be convinced
C#m B
Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this
verse 2
Bm F#mE B
(Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be.)
Bm F#m
Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club
E B
I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub
Bm F#m E
Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work
B
While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk
Bm F#m
There were 300 people at this club
E B
Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a
E/G# A
Party of three
C#m B E/G#
If human life were a keyboard he'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete
A C#m
Don't make direct eye contact!
B
(Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to da-? AGH!!) (OK Brian, we get it.)
E/G# A
Girl you're looking at me
C#m B E/G#
Like your feeling sick, I'll take you home and give you vitamin P
A C#m
That stands for penis, nothing will come between us
B
(Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge)
BREAKDOWN
Bm
Damn girl, we had such a great night
It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived
E/G# A
It's a party of three
C#m B
Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot
E/G#
You are the new queen
A
Please take your throne
C#m B
Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone
(Oh, hey Brian!)
E/G# A
I think we all can agree
C#m
It's time for me to plow your fields and
B E/G#
Sow the seeds of a new family tree
A C#m
We're young and free
B
Come on, baby
E/G#A C#m B
It's just you and me
E
(...and Ninja Brian.)