Key: C
Introduction:
C
Hey, call me back
Am
When you get this
F
Or when you' ve got a minute
C G
We really need to talk
C
Wait, you know what
Am
Maybe just forget it
F
Cause by the time you get this
C G
Your number might be blocked
Am C
Stay and blah blah blah
F C G
You just want what you can' t have
Am C
No wait, I' ll call the cops
F C G
If you don' t stop I' ll call your dad
F G C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
Happy birthday by the way
F G C
It' s not you it' s me and all that other bullshit
Am
You know that' s bullshit
E F
Don' t you, babe
Fm C
I' m not your party favor
C Am
Look, now I know we could' ve done it better
F
But we can' t change the weather
C G
And the weather' s come and gone
C Am
Books don' t make sense if you read them backwards
F
You' ll single out the wrong words
C G
Like you mishear all my songs
Am C
You hear stay and blah blah blah
F C G
You just want what you can' t have
Am C
No wait, I' ll call the cops
F C G
If you don' t stop I' ll call your dad
F G C
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Am E
Happy birthday by the way
F G C
It' s not you it' s me and all that other bullshit
Am
You know that' s bullshit
E F
Don' t you, babe
Fm
I' m not your party favor