Key: A
Introduction: A A4 A
A A4 A
Well the dog act got drunk again last night
F#m D Bm
And the King and Quenn of the waltz clog team had another fight
D A
King was careless with his tango grip
E Bm
Nearly lost his queen in a dip
D A
Yeah, she righted herself, straightened out her slip
E
and kicked him in the shin
A A4 A
Miss Billy Begonia thinks she's hit the big time
F#m D
She wants a thick red rug from the dressing room door
Bm
To the frontline of the footlights
D A
She's got a sky blue swandown powder puff
E Bm
and a corset to keep her spirts up
D A
Yeah, she don't sweat, she sours and melts
E
Like ice cream in the sun
Bm
She'll be out of a job at the end of this
D/C# D
Three week run
D A D D2
We're havin fun out here, on Panic Beach
A D D2
All the Vaudeville bums are here, out on Panic Beach
F#m
I hear them talk about the palace
Bm D
But its so far out of reach
A
So I'll do my time
E A A/B A/C# D
Then say goodbye to Panic Beach
A A/B A/C# D
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
The visionary theatric strikes a juggler's seesan tune
F#min
Well the landlord gets a free show, every Saturday at six
Sometimes on Sunday all dependin on whatever kind of
A D