Key: A
Introduction:
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MAYBE YOU THOUGHT I WAS THE PACKARD
C#m B
GOOSE
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OR THE RONALD MCDONALD OF THE
E C#m B
NOUVEAU-ABSTRUSE
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WELL FUCK ALL THEM PEOPLE, I DON'T NEED
C#m B
DO YOU HEAR ME, THEM?
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ALL THEM ROCK 'N' ROLL WRITERS IS THE
E A B
WORST KIND OF SLEEZE
A D
SELLING PUNK LIKE SOME NEW KIND OF
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ENGLISH DISEASE
A D
IS THAT THEM WAVE OF THE FUTURE
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AW, SPARE ME PLEASE
C#m B
OH NO YOU GOTTA GO
C#m B
WHO DO YOU WRITE FOR,I WANNA KNOW
A B C#m
I BELIEVE YOU IS THE GOVERNMENT'S
WHORE
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AND KEEPING PEOPLES DUMB IS WHERE
A
YOU'RE COMING FROM
(TWICE)
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FUCK ALL THEM WRITER WITH THE PEN IN
C#m B
THEIR HAND
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I WILL BE MORE SPECIFIC SO THEY MIGHT
C#m B
UNDERSTAND
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THEY CAN ALL KISS MY ASS
E A
BUT BECAUSE IT'S SO GRAND
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THEY BEST JUST STAY AWAY, HEY, HEY,
HEY.
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JOURNALISM'S KINDA SCARY
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AND OF IT WE SHOULD BE WARY
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WONDER WHAT BECAME OF MARY?
A etc. . .
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IF YOUR IN THE AUDIENCE AND LIKE WHAT
C#m B
WE DO
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WELL WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE
E C#m B
LIKE YOU ALL TOO
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BUT AS FOR THE SUCKER WHO WILL WRITE
C#m
THE REVIEW
E C#m A B
IF HIS MIND IS PREHENSILE
HE'LL PUT DOWN HIS PENCIL