Key: G
Introduction:
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Verse
D
When you stub your toe
Am
We'll all be sure to know
C G
Exactly how you feel
D
You'll shout to the word
Am
Just how much it hurt
C G
Man that's an awful squeal
C D
Oh yeah baby it's a hell of a thing
G
Trying to walk around the room
C
Without kicking a thing
You could crawl instead but you'd
D
Probably hit ya head
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Oh man will you ever win
Verse
D
Rowing 'round a moat with a
Am
Hole in your boat
C G
Aint gonna get you very far
D
Try rowing to the shore and
Am
Climbing in the door
C G
Of the nearest motor car
Chorus
C
Now I'm not condoning stealing
D
But it can be quite appealing
G C
When the only other option is to drown
So settle in the seat
D
Shake the water from your feet
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And get the hell outta town
Solo
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Verse
D
Shooting bubbles from a gun can
Am
Be a lot fun
C G
But some folks can't take a joke
D
You meant not to offend
Am
But they'll be there in the end
C G
With a dry cleaning quote
Chorus
C
So just take it easy
D
When you're feeling light and breezy
G C
'Cause many wont feel the same
They'll happily wipe the smile
D
From your smiling dial and
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Maybe cause a little pain