Chords
Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God

Key: E

Introduction: E    A    C#m    B    

difficulty
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E                         A                                                    C#m      B  
I've never written a book in my life
E                                         A  
'Cause your tiny brains would never get it.
C#m                                                                                 B                                                                                                 A  
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife.
                             B  
I gave you everything, but
E                                            C#m  
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things.
A                                              B  
I gave you healthy birds, you made chicken wings.
E                                            C#m  
I gave you nipples, you made nipple rings.
E                         A  
You're not going to heaven.
C#m                                                                    B  
Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you?
E                         A  
You're all dicks, I don't need you.
C#m                                    B                                              A      B  
I know a million aliens cooler than you.
So, fuck you.
E                                    C#m         Abm  
Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
E              C#m                 Abm  
Oh my, oh my, God.
          E                                            C#m  
I'm not gonna fix you.
          Abm  
I'm not gonna fix you.
                  E              C#m         Abm  
I said oh my, oh my, God.
E                                    A                                                            C#m      B  
People give me money, but I don't know why.
E                                    A                                                         C#m                 B                                              A  
'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
                  B                         E                                                                    C#m                                                            A  
I made every girl different, and they're all perfect just the way they are.
                  B                                                              E                                      C#m  
People tell them different, and people are smart.
                                          E  
I just made the stars.
                                                  A  
You think you know beauty and love.
C#m                                                                    B  
Trust me, you don't  I'm the one who created them.
E                                    A                                                         C#m                                                         B  
You're overpopulated, so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them.
A      B  
Fuck youuuu!
Repeat refrain
E  C#m  Abm(4x)  
E                                    C#m                                                    Eb                                                            Abm  
I created many beings, but you're the strangest that I've ever met.
E                                                              C#m                                              Eb                                                    Abm  
You think that you're my children, but you're more like an annoying pet.
          E                                         C#m                            Eb                                                    Abm  
The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me,
                                E                            C#m                                    Eb                                                 Abm  
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree.
                             E                                    C#m  
You're all angry, crying, sad, and lost.
          Eb                                         Abm  
You worship power and wealth.
          E                                                    C#m                              Eb  
The more that I watch you, the less I believe in myself.
E                                    C#m         Abm  
Oh my, I said, oh my, God.
E              C#m                 Abm  
Oh my, oh my, God.
          E                                            C#m  
I'm not gonna fix you.
          Abm  
I'm not gonna fix you.
                  E              C#m         A    B  
I said oh my, oh my, God.
F#                                            B                                                      Ebm    C#  
You're looking for answers that won't be found, no.
F#                 B                                                         Ebm    C#  
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground?
F#                         B  
You think I kill you people.
Ebm                      C#                                            F#  
You ask me 'Why?' when a child dies.
                                B                                                 Ebm                            C#                                                      F#  
Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes?
B  Ebm  C#  F#  
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