A E
I know you like to think you've found the one,
D
And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
A E
But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
F#m
Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
A E
Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
D
Then a couple screenshots end up online
A E
And those dick pics and titty snaps
F#m
Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.
A E
Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
D
A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
A E
Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
F#m
Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
A E
NSFW, more like anywhere,
D
Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
A E
Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
F#m
Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
A E
Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
D
Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A E
The inverse, is the whole universe
F#m
Sees you shake your holiday hams.
A E
Background check for the perfect job
D
But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
A E
There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
F#m A E D
And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
A E F#m
(well, that's what your junk looks like,)
N.C.
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to your mom
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.