Chords
No Ma'am

Key: D

Introduction:

Dm                              F                                                                 G  
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
                                                Bb            C  
No ma'am I wont make her cry
Dm                              F                                                                 G                                                      Bb  C  
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
Dm              F                                                                 G  
Yes sir I do well in school
                                Bb              C  
Yes sir both my parents work
Dm                              F                                                                 G                                                    Bb                    C  
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.
Dm  
Dm                              F                                                                 G  
Please sit down I'll take your coat
                                                Bb                 C  
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
Dm                              F                                                                 G                                                              Bb            C  
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
Dm                              F                                                                 G  
And as your eyelids gently close
                                                  Bb            C  
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
Dm                              F                                                         Gm  
And you will know for sure
  G                              Gm                            G  
That I'm the perfect gentleman
             Bb  
I'll bake and cook and clean
Bb  
Be the man of your dreams
A  
Do whatever you want Christine
                                                        Bb                                                                         F  
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                          Dm                                                              G  
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                             Bb                                                                 F                                                                      A  
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                             Bb                                                      F  
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                             Dm                                         G  
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                                              A  
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm  
Dm            F                                                                 G  
Can I walk to your door
                     Bb              C  
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
Dm            F                                                                                            G  
No its not that far from where I live
Bb      C                      Dm              F                                                                                                              G  
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please
Bb                      C  
Have a guess, is that a tease
Dm              F                                                                                                 G  
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
                                Bb  
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a cone
A  
Till I finally reached her mom.
                                                        Bb                                                                         F  
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                          Dm                                                              G  
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                             Bb                                                                 F                                                                      A  
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                             Bb                                                      F  
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                             Dm                                         G  
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                                              A  
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
                                                                                                  A  
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                                                                                  A  
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                                                                                             A  
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
                                                        Bb                                                                         F  
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                          Dm                                                              G  
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                             Bb                                                                 F                                                                      A  
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                             Bb                                                      F  
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                             Dm                                         G  
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                                                                                                                              A  
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
                                                        Bb                                                                         F  
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                          Dm                                                              G  
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                             Bb                                                                 F                                                                      A  
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                             Bb                                                      F  
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                             Dm                                         G  
Guys who consequently miss their calls
Bb                                              A  
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
Dm  
          Bb                                              C                            Dm  
No I am not like thaat at all