Chords
No Ma'am

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
 Dm                       F                                                 G 
No ma'am i wont steal a kiss
                                     Bb         C 
No ma'am I wont make her cry
 Dm                       F                                                 G                                         Bb  C 
And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.
 Dm           F                                                 G 
Yes sir I do well in school
                         Bb           C 
Yes sir both my parents work
 Dm                       F                                                 G                                       Bb               C 
And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.

 Dm                       F                                                 G 
Please sit down I'll take your coat
                                     Bb             C 
Have some wine I'll clear my throat
 Dm                       F                                                 G                                               Bb         C 
And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.
 Dm                       F                                                 G 
And as your eyelids gently close
                                       Bb         C 
I'll place a kiss upon your cheek
 Dm                       F                                           Gm 
And you will know for sure
   G                       Gm                     G 
That I'm the perfect gentleman
           Bb 
I'll bake and cook and clean
 Bb 
Be the man of your dreams
 A 
Do whatever you want Christine
                                           Bb                                                       F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                 Dm                                               G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                   Bb                                                 F                                                     A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                   Bb                                         F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                   Dm                               G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls
 Bb                                   A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

 Dm         F                                                 G 
Can I walk to your door
                 Bb           C 
Well I insist, yes I'm sure
 Dm         F                                                                     G 
No its not that far from where I live
 Bb     C                 Dm           F                                                                                   G 
bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please
 Bb                 C 
Have a guess, is that a tease
 Dm           F                                                                         G 
Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.
                         Bb 
I spend hours by the phone
Dialing like a cone
 A 
Till I finally reached her mom.
                                           Bb                                                       F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                 Dm                                               G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                   Bb                                                 F                                                     A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                   Bb                                         F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                   Dm                               G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls
 Bb                                   A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
                                                                           A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                                                           A 
Every trick in the book, got to learn
                                                                                   A 
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked
                                           Bb                                                       F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                 Dm                                               G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                   Bb                                                 F                                                     A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                   Bb                                         F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                   Dm                               G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls
 Bb                                                                                               A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.
                                           Bb                                                       F 
But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos
                                 Dm                                               G 
Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes
                                   Bb                                                 F                                                     A 
They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves
                                   Bb                                         F 
Guys with playboy posters on the wall
                                   Dm                               G 
Guys who consequently miss their calls
 Bb                                   A 
Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

         Bb                                   C                     Dm 
No I am not like thaat at all