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No Aphrodisiac

Key: F

Introduction:

     Dm   Bb   Gm   Am 
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 Dm 
A letter to you on a cassette
 Bb 
'cause we don't write anymore
 Dm 
gotta make it up quickly -
 Bb 
there's people asleep on the second floor
 Gm                           Am                   Bb 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
 Gm                       Am                               Dm 
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

                     Dm 
You'll be walking your dog in a few hours
 Bb 
I'll be asleep in my brother's house
 Dm 
You're a thousand miles away
           Bb 
with food between your teeth
 Gm                   Am                                 Bb 
Come up for summer, I've got a place near the beach
 Gm                                             Am     Dm 
There's room for your dog
 Gm                           Am                   Bb 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
 Gm                       Am                               Dm 
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.

 Gm                           Am                   Bb 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
 Gm                       Am                               Dm 
truth, beauty, and a picture of you.
 Gm                           Am                   Bb 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
                             Gm                         Am                                             Dm 
Youth, truth, beauty, fame, boredom, and a bottle of pills

 Gm                           Am                   Dm 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
 Gm                         Am                 Dm 
You shouldn't leave me alone
 Gm                           Am                   Dm 
There's no aphrodisiac like loneliness
             Gm                               Am                         Dm 
Bare feet like a tomboy, and a crooked smile
                             Gm                                     Am                   Dm 
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,
         Gm       Am                           Dm 
Saturday, and a picture of you
 Gm                   Am                           Dm 
A letter to you on a cassette
 Gm                       Am                 Bb 
You shouldn't leave me alone
 Gm                                   Am                                           Dm 
Forty and shaved, sexy, wants to do it all day
               Gm                                             Am                                 Dm 
with a gun-totin' trigger-happy trannie named Kinky Renee
             Gm                                                 Am 
Tired teacher twenty-eight seeks regular meetings
           Dm 
for masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
 Gm                                     Am 
while his wife rough-wrestles with a puppy all
 Dm                                                                                   Gm 
aquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic hall of mirrors
 Am                         Dm 
and a dash of loneliness
                 Gm         Am                       Dm 
There's no aphrodisiac quite like it
                             Gm                           Am                           Dm 
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,
               Gm   Am                             Dm 
impunity, and a picture of you
                 Gm                 Am 
I got a video setup me love you short time
 Dm 
she pay me suck his finger with some fine wine
 Gm         Am             Dm 
and a dash of loneliness
                             Gm                           Am                           Dm 
Truth, youth, beauty, fame, boredom, red hair, no hair, innocence,
                       Gm                     Am                         Dm 
awkwardness, impunity, and a picture of you.