Key: G
Introduction: D E A
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My dog just ran away and I am feeling pretty bad
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I've been sneaking out at night and my parents are real mad
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I've been taking lots of drugs because they teach me not to care
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Yeah I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play fair
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Ooooooooh
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My brother told that he's gonna kill himself tonight
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With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
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He said that when he's dead I'll have his Nintendo 64
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And I can play it all night long sitting on the basement floor
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Ooooooooh
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My girlfriend told me she doesn't love me anymore
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And I wish I didn't care but I thought she was really cool
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So I drank a ton of liquor then I threw up in her sink
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She said next time use the toilet then she offered me a drink
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Ooooooooh