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Introduction: D C#m Bm Em A
D C#m Bm
A crumbling Georgian folly
Em A
Fantastic shapes absurd
D C#m Bm
An aging border collie
Em A
With flocks of sheep to herd
G D
A mind that holds opposing views
G D
It's every woman's right to choose
G Em A
The Tasman Sea from high above
D C#m Bm
A pigeon flying down Wall Street
Em A
The day before the crash
D C#m Bm
The players we'd be signing
Em A
If we but had the cash
G D
The front door bell begins to ring
G D
You can have chips with everything
G Em A
The Bossa Nova starts to trend
D
It's how the world will end
A G
It's not very hard to try
G Em
To think of superman as bi
Em
I think that we all knew
Em A
But it's news to Nietzsche (news to Nietzsche, news to Nietzsche)
D C#m Bm
In every major city
Em A
In fact, in every town
D C#m Bm
You see those wee allotments
Em A
Where they grow new pronouns
G D
Some grow up stunted, some grow tall
G D
Some never seem to grow at all
G Em A
Those ones are thrown into a well woaaaahhh
G D
The front door bell begins to ring
G D
You can have chips with everything
G Em A
The Bossa Nova starts to trend
D
It's how the world will end