Chords
New Years Resolution Song

Key: F

Introduction: F    Bb    F    Bb    

difficulty
very easy |||||
F  
Working out, losing weight
Bb  
Maybe using tanning spray
F                                                                      Bb  
Becoming more attractive in general
F  
Reading more, watching less
Bb  
Learning all the rules for chess
F                                                                         Bb  
Becoming somewhat smarter in general
F  
Eating fish, not fingernails
Bb  
Volunteer to save the whales
F                                                              Bb  
Becoming a better guy in general
F  
Saving more, spending less
Bb  
Yes I will wax my chest
F                                                    Bb  
Dating more girls in general
                                  C                    Bb                            F  
But not this year. No this year is different
                                                        C                                      Bb                         F  
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer
                C                                                    Bb  
After all these failed resolutions
        F                                                    C  
My future is clear, the future is near
                     F                                 A  
Just forget those resolutions you
Bb                                         C  
Know that you are never gonna do
             F                                      A  
And adopt a more realistical view
                  Bb                                                                 C  
By committing to things that come easily to you
             F                                         A                              Bb         C  
Like eat at least one value meal a week
        F                                      A                                                    Bb         C  
Or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
             Bb                                                    C                                            F  
just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath
F  Bb  F  Bbx2  
             F                                                    A  
Just face the fact you've always thought
                Bb                         C  
Those resolutions don't mean squat
          F                                    A  
And settle in to a comfortable spot
     Bb                                                            C  
Embrace all the things you know you are not
F                                                    A                              Bb         C  
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
F                                                    A                                      Bb              C  
Make large purchases then lose the receipts
             Bb                                                    C                                            F  
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath
F  Bb  F  Bb(2x)