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Never Trust A Puppet

Key: C

Introduction:

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When I was a young boy, I'd climb into my bed.
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My mother would turn off the light, and pat my little
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head.
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She'd speak of lessons she had learned,
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Important wisdom passed along.
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Then she'd stand in my shadowed room
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And sing this little song.
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Never trust a puppet,
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puppets are un--true.
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No matter what the puppet says,
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he don't care bout' you.
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Never trust a puppet,
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puppets are in-sin-cere.
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Some how every-one finds out,
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what you whisper in a puppets ear.
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When I was a young girl,
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I got a puppet for my birth-day.
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We went everywhere together,
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we played, and laughed, and sang.
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But the puppet started lying,
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and taking things that didn't belong to it.
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And saying inappropriate things at my parents parties.
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And one night when I was asleep, the puppet ran away.
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Never trust a puppet,
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or the feelings that they share.
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There is something not quite right,
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in a puppets stare.
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Never give your heart to a puppet,
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always stay on your guard.
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Puppets will betray you.....
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Puppets are really weird.
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When I was a tiny girl,
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my aunt had a little lamb puppet.
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She'd use it as a oven mitt,
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and take a hot casserole out of the oven.
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Then she'd chase me around the house,
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with the puppet on her hand.
Screaming..
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Never trust a puppet,
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puppets are un--true.
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No matter what the puppet says,
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he don't care bout' you.