Key: A
Introduction: B B A/B
B G
My life's in jeopardy
G E
Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be
D D4 D E B
I ain't been home since Friday night and now my wife is comin' after me
C#m
Give me police protection,
G E Esus4E
Gonna buy a gun so I can look after number one
D D4 D G
Give me a bodyguard, a black belt Judo expert
F# F F#7 F
With a machine gun.
B G
Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane
G E E4 E
When she catches up with me won't be no time to explain
D D4 D E
She thinks I've been with another woman and that's enough
B A/B B
To send her half insane
C#m G E E4 E
Gonna buy a fast car, put on my lead boots and take a long, long drive
D D4 D G
I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive.
E F#
All I did was have a bit too much to drink
B C#m B
And I picked the wrong precinct
E F# B
Got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think.
And I'm oh, so tired of running