Key: D
Introduction:
D G D
Yo! Bum rush the show!
G D
There's a cop salivating on the patio
Bb D
And my mind is in remission
G D
The finger snacks are on display
Bb D
Traveling in your spirit
G D
It's better to be lonely with bologna
Hey, stack up the bills
Bb D
And it's the most depressing cop-out
G D
My eyes did ever see
Bb
I'd rather be your own
Bb D
I'd rather be my own worst friend...
Let me try that one more time!
Bb D
I'd rather be your worst friend
G D
Than my own best enemy!