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Introduction: Em
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Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster.
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He worked at the bank for forty years.
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And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out..
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for sixty-eight dollars clear.
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And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven
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robberies..and each time Frizby promised him
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a raise.
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They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster.
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Everyone from the bank was there.
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They had a cake and flowers ordered special..
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and Frizby had a speech prepared.
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And a little white box that held a watch with this
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inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards."
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Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster.
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Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend.
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I've flown away and taken all your money.
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Wish you were here to help me spend."
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And one by one all the people left the party.
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And Mr. Frizby locked the door.