Chords
Mr Presumption

Key: C

Introduction:

C                                                                                                                 G  
Assumptions, they always make a fool out of you
F                                                                                            C  
Despite the fact you think that you do
                                                                                  G                              F  
You don't know a single thing about me, she said
                  C                                                                                                 G  
Mr. Presumption, this may come as a shock to you
        F                                                            C  
My bosom's not display for you
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But you seem to know so much about me, she said
Let me ask you then
Am  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
          F  
You diddly squat, diddly squat
Am  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
(Well!)
C                                                                         G                                    F  
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
                     C                                                                              G                                      F  
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress
C                                                                              G                                         F  
Social's in the mist, and they say they wanna assess
                  C                                                                                              G                                              F  
The condition that we're living in and then they decide what's best
                C                                                                         G                            F  
I got bailiffs at the door, almost every other day
                          C  
Now we're sitting on the floor
                                G                                      F  
'cause they took the chairs away
C                                                                         G                                    F  
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
                     C                                                                              G                                      F                         Am  
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and the heart behind my chest just hurts
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about..
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
                        F  
You know diddly squat, diddly squat
Am  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
                  F  
Let me ask you then...
C                                                                         G                                    F  
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
                     C                                                                              G                                      F  
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress
C                                                                         G                                    F  
Danny's in the nick and he's left us in the mess
                     C                                                                              G                                      F  
Now I'm drowning in the bills, and I'm drowning in the stress
C                                                                              G                                 F                                            G                            F  
Staring at my legs, and you're staring at my chest, and you're making your presumptions 
                  F  
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
                  F  
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
                  F  
You're just like the rest. (Ooh!)
                  F  
You're just like the, just like the rest!
                     Am  
It just hurts..
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?
                        F  
You know diddly squat, diddly squat
Am  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about
Am                                                                                                                      C  
Whatcha know, whatcha know, whatcha know about me?