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Introduction:
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I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital, I see him most every day
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And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say
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You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend, He's never a chump or a tease
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He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees
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I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
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Sit down by his side and say, "Hi"
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And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation
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And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply and Mr. Frump would say
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Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day
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So now I bring to you the very last thing that Mr. Frump had to say
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!