Key: C
Introduction: C F C F
C F C
A lady gets a lotta things
G C
She gets a 20 carat ring
F C
She gets the alimony too
G C
She gets to look good in the nude
D G
But there's one place where they've been whipped
D G
Between the nose and upper lip
C F
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X)
C G C
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design