Key: A
Introduction: Am Em F
Am
Oh dang, what is it dawg?
Em F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
Didn't get a gift for her
Em F
Other plans got in the way
Am
She'll be so disappointed
Em F
Damn I forgot it too
Am
This could have been avoided
Em F
What the hell are we gonna do?
Am Em F
My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Am Em F
No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am Em F
I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am Em F
My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away
Am Em F
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Am Em F
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am Em F
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Am Em F
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Am F
We should f * * * each others mothers, f * * * each others moms
G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh * * is crazy, f * * *in' each others moms
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am Em F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am Em F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
Am Em F
I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Am Em F
I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am Em F
They will be so surprised, we are so cool and thoughtful
Am Em F
Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am Em F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Am Em F
Straight up, give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggystyle
Am Em F
This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am Em F
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day
G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
Am F
We should f * * * each others mothers ,f * * * each others moms
G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
Am F
Ain't no doubt that sh * * is crazy, f * * *in' each others moms, break it down
G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
Am F
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!
G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
Am Em F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Am Em F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
Am Em F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
Am Em F
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
Am Em F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
Am Em F
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day