Key: E
Introduction: C Em Am F
C Em
Who buys a jacket from a gunmaker?
Am F
Yeah man I'm sure rhino ivory feels really nice
C Em
I'm making inroads into liquor
Am F
Prize-winning haircuts and drum machines on ice
G F G
These Chinese plastics want to tell me something about real life
C C/B
I got the gist online
Am
Whose are these ethics
F G
Don't know whose side I'm on half the time
G
How are you? Just desperate
C
(for money)
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money..
C Em
Figured I'd come out whilе swimming
Am F
Legs in those jeans likе you were born to ride a Clydesdale
C Em
Will you invite me to your opening?
Am F
I'll amuse myself seeing my face in the thumbnail
G
Do I repulse you?
F G
Which part of me d'you wish would hit the floor
C C/B
Or leave out the back door?
Am
You are so funny
F G
Then again, no-one around here cares
G
If you're not talking money
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money..
C Em
Did everyone in sight get together
Am
Has it been ten years
F
These first dances are really weird
C Em Am
Even the ones who were off and on, off and on with the weather
F
Have seemed to bond, Toxic or Golden Years
G
Is this so unfair?
F G
Is it so wrong of me to sing these things
C C/B
To old friends offering rings?
Am
Can't I be happy
F G
Took me an ocean and a half to see
It might never happen
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
F
Money..
C
Money
Em
Money
Am
Money
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Money..