Chords
Merry Christmas Kiss My Ass

Key: D

Introduction:

difficulty
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They told me I was lucky,
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To have my chance with you.
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Now last year's summer romance,
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Is this year's winter blues.
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I treated you so nicely,
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To jewelery and champagne.
 D                                             A 
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
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You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.
         D                             A 
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
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'Cause I'm not laughing
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Don't you think it's kind of
 A                                               Bm       G 
Crappy what you did this holiday?
                 D 
When I gave you my heart,
             A 
You ripped it apart
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Like wrapping paper trash.
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So I wrote you a song
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Hope that you sing along and it goes,
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"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
 D                                               A 
They say I'm losing my mind,
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I thought that for a while.
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I teared down decorations,
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They remind me of your smile.
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I hate that mistletoe,
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It makes me think of our first kiss.
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You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
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Then you taught me how to quit.
       D                             A 
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
                 Bm                   G 
'Cause I'm not laughing
                                             D 
Don't you think it's kind of
 A                                               Bm       G 
Crappy what you did this holiday?
                 D 
When I gave you my heart,
             A 
You ripped it apart
             Bm                         G 
Like wrapping paper trash.
             D 
So I wrote you a song
                       A                                         Bm 
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
                                       G 
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
 Bm 
So sick of calling,
           G 
You won't telephone me.
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No, f * *k you, girl I'm going out.
 Bm 
I gave you my all,
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But our love hit a wall,
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Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
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We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
   D                                             A 
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
     D                             A 
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
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'Cause I'm not laughing
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Don't you think it's so damn trashy
                                     Bm       G 
What you did this holiday?
       D 
I gave you my heart,
             A 
You ripped it apart
             Bm                         G 
Like wrapping paper trash.
             D 
So I wrote you a song
                       A 
Hope that you sing along,
                   Bm 
Here it goes,