Key: G
Introduction: G G C C
G C
Verse
G C
Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
G C Am
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
G Am
He wears his members only jacket
C G
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
D Em
And all the white folks shake their asses
D G
Looking for the two and four
C G
I'll have mine in martini glasses
Em D G
Cause I can't take it anymore
G C
(cool lead riff)
Verse
G C
These are the days of empty kitchens
G C Am
The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo
C G Am
I think she's found a new religion
C G
Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew
Chorus
D Em
And all the rich kids shake their asses
D G
Looking for the two and four
C G
Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
Em D C
Cause I can't taste it anymore
C D G
No I can't taste it anymore
G C
(cool lead riff)
D G
(Solo over same chords as first verse segment)
G C
My friend Gregg says it's all good
G C Am
As the eastern seaboard's blown away
C G Am
Now everything is going half-price
G
So look at all the money we saved
Chorus
D Em
And all the politicians shake their asses
D G
Looking for the backdoor
C G
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses
Em D C
Cause they don't like the boys no more
C D G
No and I can't take it anymore
G C
(cool lead riff)
h = Hammer on