Key: E
Introduction:
E
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
B7
Sleeps in a hole in the road
D
Saving up to buy some clothes
B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a mean old man, such a mean old man
E
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
B7
Takes him out to look at the Queen
D
Only place that he's ever been
B7
Always shouts out something obscene
E C7 B7 E C7 B7
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man