Key: G
Introduction:
Em7 G C9
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold.
Em7 G C9
I don't like the way he looks at you,
Em7 G C9
and the way she looks at me, the way they look at each other
Em7 G C9
Like we're just part of some private joke.
Em7 G C9
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold.
Em7 G C9
no matter how good the food.
Em7 G C9
I don't want to make small talk, innuendo,
Em7 G C9
or go for a ride in Harold's Corvette.
Bm E
I'm scared of the basement of Harold's Pawn Shop,
Bm Em
I've heard tales of what goes down there.
Bm Em Bm Em
Mid-life crises, high on Dilauded, Valium, and crystal meth.
C9 D
Harold and Margo, feeling no pain
C9 D
Fifty and crazy, big hair and cocaine.
Em7 G C9
If they call on the phone, tell them I'm not home.
Em7 G C9
That night with Margo was a long time ago.
Em7 G C9
It makes me nervous how much Harold knows,
Em7Fmr G C9
and the way that he looks at you.
Em7 G C9
I don't want to see why Harold's now skinny.
Em7 G C9
I don't want to see Margo's bikini.
Em7 G C9
So if they call, tell them you ain't seen me
Em7 G C9
or that I'm in too much pain.
C9 D
Harold and Margo, taking aim.
C9 D
Horny and loaded, big-hair and cocaine.