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It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
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Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
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>From the look on his face to the size of his toes
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He comes from a place that nobody knows
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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating,
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Letting this big- toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
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If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
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I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee
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He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
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He's been talking to Mars, but I think he's wacky
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He says they'll come get him, come get him some day
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He says that where he's from is called Albertane
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There they use more than 10% of the brain
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But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave
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They run around in underwear and they never shave
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This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird
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You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
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The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
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Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane
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And left me at the bus stop just barely sane
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Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
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If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
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I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee
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I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
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I've been talking to Mars, You might think that I'm wacky
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I know they'll come get me, come get me someday
I know they'll come get me and take me away