Key: A
Introduction:
Em C7M
We were talking ticket slump
Am D
We'd try to put our finger on it
Em C7M Am
Quantify the undoing of each little step
D
And its just a lack of press
Em C7M
And the refrigerator down at the boys club
Am D
With its little magnets of poetry
Em C7M Am
And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me
Am
Ah yeah blow me now
Em
Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
A9
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
Em
Gave the boys what they deserve
A9
But with the girls he lost his nerve
Em
Whoo hoo now
A9
Hoo
Em
In every post punk bar
C7M
There's a dressing room wall
Am
Where the rockboy band
D
Will make its mark
Em C7M
A hundred different pictures of private parts
Am
And some girl going down
Em C7M
And there's that faggot bashing poetry
Am D
But the boys are just saying love me please
Em C7M
With every hate filled phrase
Am
They just give it away
Am
Ah boys you give yourself away
Em
You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
A9
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
Em
Gave the boys what they deserve
A9
But with the girls he lost his nerve
Em
Whoo hoo now
A9
Hoo ooh ooh ooh
Em
Yeah whoo hoo now
A9 Em A
Hoo ooh ooh ooh
Em C7M
Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace
Am D
But its a demographic based disgrace
Em C7M
And a stupid secret white boy handshake
Am D
That we'll never be part of
Em C7M
So when its dj blow and the morning show
Am D
I give you one hundred reasons to just say no
Em C7M Am
And I said come on girls lets go right now
Am
Oh girls lets go right now
Em
Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners
A9
Ain't no man could ever own her
Em A9
With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve
Em
Lucystoners don't need boners
A9
Ain't no man that'd ever own her
Em
With the boys she had the nerve
A9
Gonna give the girls what they deserve
Em
Ah whoo hoo
A9
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Em
Yeah Whoo hoo now
A9
Ooh
Em
I said lucystoners don't need boners
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
A9
Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Em
Lucy stoners don't need boners
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
A9
Whoo ooh ooh ooh
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Em
Ah whoo
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
A9
Yeah Whoo
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Em
Lucystoners don't need boners
A9
Lucystoners don't need boners (repeat these 2 lines lots)
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