Key: D
Introduction:
D Bm A G
Man, you're really one heck of a guy
D Bm A G
Best friend since junior high
D Bm A G
You showed me Playboy for the very first time
D BmA G
That was rad
D Bm A G
We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row
D Bm A G
I pierced your ear right before the show
D Bm A G D BmA G
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know
G D
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Em
Did you fall in love
A
Or did you just wanna get some?
D A
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Bm G
I know you know she used to be my girl
D
You better run for cover
A
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
Bm G
And did I mention that you both suck.com
Em G A
Now you're stuck with her
Em G A
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Em G A
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
D Bm A G
I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard
D Bm A G
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
D Bm A G
6 months later, she crashed my car
D BmA G
That was rad
D Bm A G
She's got a glow from her spray on tan
D Bm A G
Marilyn Manson is her favorite band
D Bm A G
I really think she might worship Satan
D BmA G
Not a band
G D
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Em
Did you fall in love
A
Or did you just wanna get some?
D A
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Bm G
I know you know she used to be my girl
D
You better run for cover
A
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
Bm G
And did I mention that you both suck.com
Em G A
Now she's stuck with you
Em G A
Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Em G A
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper
Em G A
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser
Bm
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
G
You deserve each other
D A
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home
To meet your mother
Bm
She was a superstar
G
Back seat of my car
D
Those days are over
A G
Now life goes on, yeah
G D
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Em
Did you fall in love
A
Or did you just wanna get some?
D A
That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Bm G
I know you know she used to be my girl
D
You better run for cover
A
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
Bm G
And did I mention that you both suck.com
Em G A
Now you're stuck with her
Em G A
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Em G A
Like number two on a pooper scooper
Em G A
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser
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Luckiest loser
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Luckiest loser
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Luckiest loser