Key: G
Introduction: Gº7 A9
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All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
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Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
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He took my trousers off, told me to cough
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Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
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He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss
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Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
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Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
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Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
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Feel so old
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Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
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Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
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Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis
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And it's hard to bowl
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You can't even do the splits now, say it
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Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
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Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
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Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
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Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
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I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over
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Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
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You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get
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So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete
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Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, Richter's hernia
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Obstructed, inguinal and direct
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Living with a hernia rupture
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I said it's causin' me such irritation
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Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
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Living with a hernia, I feel bad