Key: D
Introduction:
D A D A
I got nasty habits, I take tea at three
D A
Yes and the meat I eat for dinner
D A
Must be hung up for a week
D A
My best friend he shoots water rats,
D A
And feeds them to his geese
D A
Don't ya think there's a place for you
D A
In between the sheets?
E
Come now, honey,
G A
We can build a place for three
E
Come on now honey,
G A
Don't ya wanna live with me?
There's a score of hair-brained children
A
Oh, the servants they're so helpful, dear
The cook she is a whore