Key: E
Introduction: A E A E A E A E A E A E
A E
I've got nasty habits
A E
I take tea at three
A E
And the meat I eat for dinner
A E
Must be hung up for a week
A E
My best friend he shoots water rats
A E
And feeds them to his geese
A E
Don-cha think there's a place for you
A E
In between the sheets?
B E
Come on now honey, we can built a home for three
B E
Come on now honey, don't you want to live with me?
A E
And there's a score of hare-brained children
A E
There are a-locked in the nursery
A
They got ear-phone heads
E
They got dirty necks
A E
They're so twentieth century
A E A E
Well, they queue up for bathroom round about 7.35
A E
But don-cha think we need a woman's touch
A E
To make it come alive?
B D E
You'd look good pram pushing down the High Street
B D E
Come on now honey, don't you want to live with me?
A E
On the servants they're so helpful dear!
A E
The cook she is a whore
A E
The butler has a place for her
A E
Behind the pantry door
A E
The maid, she's French, she's got no sense
A E
She's from Crazy Horse
A E
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
A E
The footman's eyes get crossed
A E
Don-cha think there's a place for us
A E
Right across the street?
A E
Don-cha you think there's a place for you
A E
In between the sheets?
A E
Don-cha think there's a place for us
A E
Right across the street?
A E
Don-cha you think there's a place for you
A E
In between the sheets?
A E
Don-cha you think there's a place for you
A E
Come on live with me
A E
Don-cha you think there's a place for you
A E A E A E
Come on live with me