Key: A
Introduction:
A
Chubby little loser
F7M
National joke
N.C.
A
Pathetic little fat man
F7M
No one's bloody laughing
G6
The clown that no one laughs at
E7
They all just wish he'd die
A
He's so depressed at being useless
F7M
The fat man takes his own life (No, no)
A
He's so depressed at being hated
F7M
Fatty takes his own life (fatty? Fatso? Yeah, let's go with fatso.)
A
Fatso takes his own life
F7M
He blows his bloated face off (No.)
F7M
He blows his stupid brains out
G6 E7
But the twat would probably miss (Yes, Linda, I like that!)
A F7M
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
G6 E7
Catchphrase and wig and the jokes are lame
A F7M
He's got no style, he's got no grace
G6 E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space (Yeah, everyone sing that last line: 1, 2, 3)
G6 E7
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
A F7M C7M G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
A F7M C7M G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Yeah!)
A F7M C7M G6
See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug (Again)
Outro
A F7M C7M G6
The little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
A F7M C7M G6
Little fat man with the pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)
A F7M C7M G6
He's a little fat man (See his pug-nosed face) Pug-nosed face (Pug, pug, pug, pug)