Key: G
Introduction:
Em
Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work
B7
I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts
Em
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth
B7
Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!
Em B7
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself
Em B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
( Em )
Em
I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
B7
They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief,
Em
It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
B7
At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!
Em B7
It's--- hard to remember... all of the events
Em
But--- I must have paid the tab
B7
'Cause all that's left is fifty cents!
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!
( Em )
Em
Maybe I can call the pharmacy
B7
They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite'
Em B7
Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill,
B7
With some kind of magic pill!
Em B7
I--- just can't apologise, for... what I did to myself
Em B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!
Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!