Key:
Introduction: D C9
Bb
I'm dancing on the White House lawn
Ab
Sipping tea by the Taj Mahal at dawn
Gm D7 Eb7
Hanging 'round the gardens of Babylon
Eb7 E7
Minnie Mouse has got it all sewn up (Come on Pluto)
Eb7 E7 Eb7 E7 Eb7
She gets more fan mail than the Pope (Own up, own up)
Ab7 A7 Ab7 A7 Ab7
She takes the Mickey out of all my phobias
B G
Like signing cheques to ward off double pneumonia
E
Life is minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
G C G C G
G C G C G Am7 G
C F C F C G Am7
G C G C G[Verse
Bb
I'm leaning on the Tower of Pisa
Ab
Had an eyeful of the tower in France
Gm D7 Eb7
I'm hanging 'round the gardens of Madison
Eb7 E7
The seat of learning and the flush of success
Eb7 E7 Eb7 E7 Eb7
Relieves a constipated mind
Ab7 A7 Ab7 A7 Ab7
I'm like a gourmet in a skid row diner
B G
A fitting menu for a dilettante
E
Life is minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
A6 A A6 A A6 A A6
Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette
C C7 C C7 B
Let's get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget
E
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
G C G C G
G C G C G Am7 G
C F C F C G Am7
G C G C G
E
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
A6 A A6 A A6 A A6
Love is a fire of flaming brandy, upon a crepe suzette
C C7 C C7 B
Let's get this romance cooking honey but let us not forget
E
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze
E
Life is a minestrone served up with parmesan cheese
E
Death is a cold lasagne suspended in deep freeze (C'mon, serve it up boys)
E
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone
E
Mine, mine, mine, minestrone (repeat to fade)