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Introduction:
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We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very
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low but threat levels are high
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They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got
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so many hates and people to despise
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In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average
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weight is well over 200 pounds
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I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs,
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most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
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Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
We have concerns other than fear and hunger pangs
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Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and
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vegetarians
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All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join
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us on the coast
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No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the bible belt
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They've blown out the fire under the melting pot, the red blood of America is starting to clot
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No compromise, no sight thru others' eyes, they're just flies spreading pieces of shit
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You gotta emigrate, stop living in hate, what makes this country great is dwelling on either side
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They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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We want people with college degrees, drug use experience and STD's
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People with open-minded philosophies, come hug California trees
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Cultural revolution now, neo-conservatives run outta town
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We're gonna burn Orange County down,
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And then we're off to Riverside, Bakersfield and Fresno too,
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then we're comin' after you
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The fear stricken, born again Christian,
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They got a vision a homogenized state
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Textbook decline, Intelligent Design
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They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
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They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
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Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of jesusland
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Art students and thespians, - excluding country - all the musicians
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We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too
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No longer svelte, they gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt.
Valeu Aí!