Key: Cm
Introduction: Am/G Am Am/G Am
Am
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
C Am
I come up from Plymouth town
Am
I can fix it in a jiffy
Am
If you'll hand that spanner down
Am Am/G Am Am/G Am
If you'll hand that spanner down
Am
Portland girls are ravin' beauties
C Am
'Specially in the summertime
Am
They'll make you curse these weekend duties
Am
Makin' love to grease and grime
Am/G Am Am/G Am
Makin' love to grease and grime
Am
I kissed her standin', kissed her lyin'
C Am
Then I called her turtledove
Am
If she'd had wings, I'd've kissed her flyin'
Am Am/G Am
That's the way I won my love
Am/G Am Am/G Am
That's thе way I won my love
Am
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
C Am
I comе up from Plymouth town
Am
I can fix it in a jiffy
Am
If you'll hand that spanner down
Am/G Am Am/G Am
If you'll hand that spanner down
Am
She left me for a wardroom chappie
C Am
She said he's a better man
Am
She needs wine to keep her happy
Am
All I drink is black and tan
Am/G Am Am/G Am
All I drink is black and tan
Am
I'm goin' back to J-Go's mansions
C Am
There to end me life on shore
Am
Join up with them barracks stanchions
Am
Go R.A. forevermore
Am/G Am Am/G Am
Go R.A. forevermore
Am
I'm a lean and unwashed tiffy
C Am
I come up from Plymouth town
Am
I can fix it in a jiffy
Am
If you'll hand that spanner down
Am/G Am Am/G Am Am/G Am
If you'll hand that spanner down