Chords
Lazy As Fuck

Key: E

Introduction:

difficulty
intermediate |||||
      E  G  Cx2  
verse 1 PART A
E                                                    G                                                      C  
  Is it 'cause you're merely down on your luck
                                                                          D  
Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck
                                                     Em  
Pick the words that best describe you
D                                            G  
  Hide them in the soles of your shoes
E                                            G                                            C  
  Can you feel the fury's running a muck
                                                                                     D  
Running over you like a monster truck
                                                                     Em  
You're not doing what you were born to do
D                                                                 G  
  Stop pretending like you don't know it's true
Dm                              C                                    G  
  The thing I like most about you
                                                                                                  Dm  
Is that you're held together with glue
                                             C                                                 G  
And you let them tell what you can't do
                                                                             F  
Even though they all do it too
                             Am                                         G  
Now you're getting what you give
Everything is relative
F                                            Am                                 F  
  Increase the cost we both are lost
          Am                                      G  
Now that I live with you
  (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
E                 G         C  
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
E  
BmA  G  E/A  
BmA  G  A9  
verse 2 PART A
E                         G                                                                 C  
  Is it our society that's making you sick
                                                                                                  D  
Or could it be you're just a nasty prick
                                             Em  
Hiding all your meanest faces
D                                                 G  
  Retreating to your hiding places
E                                            G                                                            C  
  Is the quicksand you're in running too quick
                                                                                                                     D  
Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick
                                                  Em  
And everything you do goes nowhere
D                                                      G  
  It's as if you let Delilah cut your hair
Dm                                                 C  
But you got a couple good things going for you
G                                                                 Dm  
  You got a pentagram tattoo
                             C                                 G  
And an authentic didgeridoo
Even though you can't carry a tune
F                    Am                                              G  
  And the good times have to end
I hope to see you around here again
F                              Am  
  You best believe
                                     F  
That I can't leave
Am                                            G  
When I'm still in you
     (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
E                 G         C  
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
E  
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