Chords
Lazy As Fuck

Key: E

Introduction:

difficulty
intermediate |||||
     EGCx2
verse 1 PART A
E                                     G                                       C
  Is it 'cause you're merely down on your luck
                                                        D
Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck
                                        Em
Pick the words that best describe you
D                               G
  Hide them in the soles of your shoes
E                               G                               C
  Can you feel the fury's running a muck
                                                                D
Running over you like a monster truck
                                                    Em
You're not doing what you were born to do
D                                               G
  Stop pretending like you don't know it's true
Dm                     C                         G
  The thing I like most about you
                                                                          Dm
Is that you're held together with glue
                                  C                                   G
And you let them tell what you can't do
                                                          F
Even though they all do it too
                      Am                             G
Now you're getting what you give
Everything is relative
F                               Am                       F
  Increase the cost we both are lost
        Am                           G
Now that I live with you
  (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
E           G     C
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
E
BmAGE/A
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verse 2 PART A
E                 G                                               C
  Is it our society that's making you sick
                                                                          D
Or could it be you're just a nasty prick
                                  Em
Hiding all your meanest faces
D                                   G
  Retreating to your hiding places
E                               G                                           C
  Is the quicksand you're in running too quick
                                                                                        D
Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick
                                      Em
And everything you do goes nowhere
D                                       G
  It's as if you let Delilah cut your hair
Dm                                   C
But you got a couple good things going for you
G                                               Dm
  You got a pentagram tattoo
                      C                       G
And an authentic didgeridoo
Even though you can't carry a tune
F             Am                                 G
  And the good times have to end
I hope to see you around here again
F                     Am
  You best believe
                            F
That I can't leave
Am                               G
When I'm still in you
    (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
E           G     C
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
E
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