Key: B
Introduction: Bb Ab Gb Eb
Bb Gm C7/G
Laura calls me in the middle of the night
C7 Ebm7
Passes on her painful information
Bb Bb/A Gm C7/G
Then these careless fingers, they get caught in her vice
C7 F#7
Til they're bleeding on my coffee table
B7 F7 Gm
Living alone isn't all that it's cracked up to be
F#7
Oh whoa whoa
B7 F7 Gm
I'm on her side, why does she push the poison on me?
F#7 Bb
Oh whoa whoa whoa whoa
( *First Chorus only)
Db Eb7
Here I am feeling like a fucking fool
Ebº/A Ab Db
Do I react the way exactly she intends me to?
Db Eb7
Every time I think I'm off the hook she makes me lose my cool
Ebº/A Ab
I'm her machine and she can punch all the keys
Ebº/A F
And she can push any button I was programmed through
Laura calls me when she needs a good fix