Key: Eb
Introduction:
Am7 C/E F9 C
Well, I might dig up Elvis or travel the States
Am7 C/E F9 C
Bathe in margaritas and then just sit and wait
Am7 C/E F9 C
Oh, I think I'd go speeding down the 405
Am7 C/E F9 C
Bury my lovers, evaluate life
Am7 C/E F9 C
Oh, I'd break into Cher's house and try on some clothes
Am7 C/E F9 C
Probably drink more and then decompose
Am7 C/E F9 C
Maybe I'd settle on the silent West Coast
Am7 C/E F9 C
Steal all the jewels, talk to Julia's ghost
G/D C/E F9
But even before I did all that I planned
Am7 C/G F9 C
I'd probably go crazy and then I'd turn mad
Am7 C/G F9 C
And I'd give me some pills that probably wouldn't work
Am7 C/G F9 C
And that'd be the end of the last man on Earth
Am
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F C G
Take what I can and then die in the dirt
Am Am/G
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F G Am
That'd be the end of the last man on Earth
F G
That'd be the end of the last man on Earth
Am C/G F C
Oh, I'd walk on the runway where airplanes take off
Am C/G F C
Swim out to sea, let the loneliness rot
Am C/G F C
And I'd steal all the wax girls down in L.A
Am C/G F C
Invite them for dinner and ask them to stay
Am C/G F C
And I might take a bat to a window or two
Am C/G F C
Drive on a tractor through the president's room
Am C/G F C
And I might take a mannequin to be my spouse
Am C/G F C
Invade a cathedral and make it my house
G
I'm counting the days to the Rapture
Am
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F C G
Take what I can and then die in the dirt
Am Am/G
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F G Am
That'd be the end of the last man on Earth
F G
That'd be the end of the last man
Am
One, two, three, four, and five
Am
There go my friends all dropping like flies
Am
Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten
Am Am/G
Here's to the last man on Earth in the end
F C
One, two, three, four, and five
G Am
There go my friends all dropping like flies
F C
Six, seven, eight, nine, and ten
G
Here's to the last man on Earth in the end
Am F C
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F C G
Take what I can and then die in the dirt
Am F C
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
F G Am
That'd be the end of the last man on Earth
F G
That'd be the end of the last man
N.C.