F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only
C
I was anybody else at all."
F
They like to kick you
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C
But it' s not enough
Bb C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
F Gm Dm C
But words can break your heart
Bb C
But if you don' t know where to go
F Gm Dm C
I' ll show you where to start
F Dm
Kill yourself, it' ll only take a minute
C
You' ll be happy that you did it
Bb
Just go over to your oven
And shove your head in it
F Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
C
There' s really nothing to it
Bb
Just grab a mug
And chug a cup of lighter fluid
F
I sound unempathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C F
And I don' t wanna be misconstrued
Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
Bb
So if you' re depressed
C
Then you need to book
Bb
A therapy session
C
Talk about your depression
F Gm Dm C
And let a professional hear it
Bb C
But if you search for moral wisdom
F Gm Dm C
in Katy Perry' s lyrics, then
F Dm
Kill yourself, it won' t be painful
C
If you are able
Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you' ll
F Dm
Kill yourself, it' s over, mull it
C
There' s a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet
F Dm
Stick your tongue in a plug
Bb
Suck a pipe of exhaust
C
Make some toast in the tub
F
Nail yourself to a cross
Dm
Hold your breath till it' s gone
Bb
Drink a gallon of mace
C
Be gay in Iran
F
Let Oprah sit on your face
Dm
Jump off of a bridge
Bb
Skinny dip in a flood
C
Sky dive attached to a fridge
F
Drink a Haitian guy' s blood
Dm
Break into the zoo
Bb
Give the tiger a shove
C
Eat a Phillips head screw
F
Marry Courtney Love