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Kids Say The Darndest Things

Key: C

Introduction:

difficulty
intermediate |||||
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 1)
             F 
Last night dressed up in high-heeled shoes,
         C       C7         A 
and wearing my old hat,
         D                                 D7 
my four year old said, I wanna divorce,
             G                                     G7 
Now, where did she hear that,
(chorus)
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 2)
 F 
Last night as I watched TV,
   C                     C7                 A 
one rushed through the door,
   D                                             D7 
Mommy, Dad`s telling someone on the phone,
                       G                             G7 
Don`t you call me here no more,
(chorus)
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 3)
 F 
If my daddy can whip your daddy,
             C           C7         A 
but daddy`s never home,
 D 
and I think, mum is worried about him,
               G                                       G7 
cause she cried all night long,
(chorus)
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,
(verse 4)
           F 
You never know what they learn at school,
           C                           C7         A 
and what they`re thinking of,
           D                                             D7 
My first grader just said a four letter word,
         G                             G7 
and it sure wasn`t love,
(chorus)
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,
 C                                             Dm 
Kids say the darndest things,
                     D                                                     D7 
have you ever listened close to the games they play,
                 G                                 G7 
or the little songs they sing,