Chords
Jesus Gets Nothing For Christmas

Key: C

Introduction:

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Oh boys and girls it's
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That time of year again
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It's time to show off all our
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Generosity to our friends
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We've been waiting for
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Three hundred sixty four
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Days in which we've been real good
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And done all of our chores
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But I think that it's important
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That we think of those out there
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To whom we do not give presents
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Even though we really care
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'Cause there's just one man
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Who gets nothing each year
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Even though he hasn't been bad
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How he longs to hear
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Santas reindeer
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But he never has
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And yeah that makes him sad
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He never has and yeah that makes him sad
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You know, everyone thinks of Jesus
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On the eve of Christmas
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But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
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So jesus gets nothing for christmas
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Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas
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When he was a boy
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Back in galillee
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He never got presents
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Christmas didn't exist you see
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And now that he's grown
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No body guessed
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That he really wants that
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24 piece metric drill bit set
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Jesus is a carpenter
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You know that that is true
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And he's tired of using
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2000 year old tools
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Just because he's the man
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Who gets nothing each year
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Even though he hasn't been bad
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How he longs to hear
 C           Am 
Santas reindeer
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But he never has
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And yeah that makes him sad
       F                         G                                     C 
He never has and yeah that makes him sad
                     F               G                 C  Am 
You know, everyone thinks of Jesus
 F           G           C         Am 
On the eve of Christmas
         F                     G                         C                       Am 
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
       F                   G                     C 
So jesus gets nothing for christmas
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Yeah jesus gets nothing for christmas
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All he wants is
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World peace
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But he also kinda likes the look
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Of that new old navy fleece
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And yeah he wants to end
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Violence and war
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But he also kinda wants to
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Try out grand theft auto 4
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He gets no milk and cookies
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Like that fat santa clause does
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He's the reason for the season
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But he's always sad because
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He is the man who gets nothing each year
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Even though he hasn't been bad
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How he longs to hear
 C           Am 
Santas reindeer
 F 
But he never has
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And yeah that makes him sad
       F                         G                                     C 
He never has and yeah that makes him sad
                 F               G                 C  Am 
Because everyone thinks of Jesus
 F           G           C         Am 
On the eve of Christmas
         F                     G                         C                       Am 
But no one ever thinks to put him on their list
       F                   G                     C 
So jesus gets nothing for christmas
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jesus gets nothing for christmas
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Jesus just doesn't know what to do
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He doesn't want to seem like an ungrateful youth
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And the worst part is it's his birthday too
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And jesus gets nothing for christmas.