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It's been one week since we got to see
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Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
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Five days since they had the show
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With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho
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Three days since we heard the tale
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About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male
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Yesterday it occurred to me
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That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer
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Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
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Well, they had this one freak
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Who sucker-punched his whole family
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Do you recall when the brawl
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Became a total free-for-all
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And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
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Hey, see the stripper with the implants
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She likes to lap dance
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And date the boyfriend of her mother
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Now here come's Jerry's next guest
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And it's a slugfest
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'Cause it's her trailer trash brother
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Nymphomaniac is back on crack
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It's like "When Animals Attack"
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They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
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Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
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Step on their toes, that's how it goes
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They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
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They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt, and pointin' blame
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On the air? They don't care, they've got no shame
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There was one guy who I'm sure felt a little strange
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When he found out that his wife had a sex change
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They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
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They have a history of ripping off their shirts