Key: A
Introduction:
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A xceexx
As logic would dictate, if you see \ it means slide down
Gagain
In the rest of the song, it just means slide
Bb
riff x4
It's all about the pentiums baby, (over that empty bar at the beginning)
G
What y'all wanna do?
F GGG Bb\\
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
G
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
F G Bb\\
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
(etc.)
G\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
B\\
You've got white-out all over your screen
Bb\\
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
A
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
G\\\\
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
B\\\\
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
Bb\\\\ A
B\\\\
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Bb\\\\
Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets
A\\\\
G\\\\
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
B\\\\
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Bb\\\\
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!
A \\\\
G\\\\
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
(etc.)
B
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
Bb
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
A G
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, *
B
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Bb
Where'd you get you CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
A
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
G
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?